When I originally scheduled my trip, I knew I was going to both London and Liverpool. Also, I knew that Manchester United and Barcelona were playing in the finals of the UEFA Champions League while I was in England. Also, I knew that Manchester United fans are asses. (No offense to my Manchester United fans. I’m talking about all of them but [fill in your name here].) For these reasons, I decided to be in Liverpool for the final. Liverpool fans are losers too (except you if you’re a Liverpool fan) but at least they hate Manyoo and would be rooting for Barcelona in the finals.

Anyway, all of that is to say that I was in Liverpool for the UEFA Champions League final.
I was rooting for Barcelona so I had lots of friends in Liverpool.
I went to a nearby bar to watch the first half but it was crowded and full of the scary, rowdy, young, barfing Liverpool fans that got England football clubs banned from European competition for five years once upon a time.
For the second half, I moved back to my hotel and watched in the hotel bar.
It also was full of drunken people rooting against Manchester United but there was a little less rowdiness and a little less barfing.
Barcelona won the match 3-1 so a good time was had by all.
All, that is, except the Manchester United fans, but that was okay because they’d never show their faces in Liverpool anyway.
It was still raining on the morning of the next day. I woke up a little late and after breakfast, I went back to Albert Dock to do some souvenir shopping. I found a couple half-liters of Guinness on the way back to my hotel and then it was time to meet a friend of another friend of mine. They had worked together in Uganda and though she wasn’t a native of Liverpool, she knew her way around.

I met up with my new friend and we walked around town for a little bit.
I was told that she was quite a drinker but she had other things to do in the evening so she couldn’t drink but so much on this day.
We started off by heading to a couple of cathedrals.
I don’t remember their names, but there was a protestant cathedral designed by a Catholic and a Catholic cathedral designed by a protestant.
The Anglican cathedral apparently is the second largest Anglican cathedral in the world behind an Anglican cathedral in New York.
The Catholic cathedral is very unique looking from the outside.
It sort of looks like a teepee, round and with a smaller diameter in the middle.
Both were impressive, if you like the cathedral-thing, and both are on the same street.
I had heard that it was the only street in the world with two cathedrals, but I have no independent knowledge regarding that piece of trivia.

We also went to a few pubs.
Beer is good.
One of the pubs has a bathroom that is listed on England’s version of the National Registry.
(I don’t recall its proper name.)
The bar isn’t listed, but the men’s room is.
I urinated in it anyway.
My new friend was really cool and it was nice to have somebody who could teach me more about Liverpool and England, generally. (I don't have many pictures from this particular day so I've included a photo of the Liverpool Coach Station. Your welcome.)
After we split up, I got some fish and chips, but not just ordinary fish and chips.
These came covered in brown gravy and were freakin’ awesome.
But, of course, I was drunk, so that can’t be discounted when assigning value to my opinion.
Afterwards, I took a nap (passed out) for about four hours.
The rest of the night was quiet as I had to leave early the next morning to catch a bus to London.
That’ll be in the next entry.